Catch Some Wide Eye

Top Promises YOU Need to Make as a Writer


i will not be intimidated by the blank page

nor will i pour out my heartaches

with blatant indiscretion

goaded by a bloated sense of self-importance

 

i will spell check and edit before every post

introducing only clever and entertaining ideas

that will not waste my readership’s time

 

i will build a readership

 

i will also build a bookership and an arkership

and load two animals of every kind on both

except, maybe for beetles

 

i will not repeat myself

i will post only in one language at a time

i will not repeat myself

i will refrain from using cliches

i will pay attention to form

i will not use formulaic concepts

i will not repeat myself

 

i will not post three words and call it art

i will not prevent the audience from calling my work art

i will refrain from giggling madly if they do so

 

i will also pretend there is an audience

 

 

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One thought on “Top Promises YOU Need to Make as a Writer

  1. zevstar on said:

    i especially like calling the three words art part three words art three words three especially like

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