Catch Some Wide Eye


Dear Diary,
Most of today was pretty boring. I didn’t leave the house all day. You know, the usual. It was a pretty normal day for me until this creepy old geezer came up out of freaking nowhere and grabbed me. I felt so violated, partly because it’s the most excitement I’ve had all day. Why don’t I ever attract the cute guys?
Sincerely,
Doorknob

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