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Posts Like These Could Get Me Killed


He told her he only cared about Republicans and bacon. She told him he was an idiot. Nobody cared about Republicans anymore. It wasn’t the fashionable thing to do. Fashion be damned, he said. I like my suspenders just the way they are. The suspenders are very fashionable, she said, but not Republicans. They’re bad for your taxes. As for bacon, she pointed out, that’s bad for your health. Fashion be damned, he muttered, and helped himself to another plate of good old-fashioned American values.

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