9 Reasons To Click This
- I bleed puppies.
- Every time I sneeze, a unicorn is born.
- No, really.
- This does not remind you of chain posts from MySpace or Facebook back in the day.
- I’m not going to tag you. Or poke you. Hard.
- I have a pointy stick.
- Totally not trolling your feed [Much]
- This website giggles like a llama.